90 thoughts I had while watching the season 3 finale of The White Lotus

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I’m not sure how we got to the last episode of The white lotus Season 3, but before Sunday evening, I was extremely ready to watch these rich behaving badly for the last time (and, of course, discover who is dead !!!!!!!! anyone deceased? However, if no one died, what were these shots of the first episode? Has a monkey seized a firearm? If a monkey has taken the hand on a gun, I want the merit of having predicted it!). It was a wild season of the worship of Carrie Coon, the real romantic Inspo, the speech of Lorazepam and the fodder of books, and now it’s time to close everything with a blow. Below, literally find each thought that I had on the final of season 3 of The white lotus.

1. I will miss these opening credits.
2. I can’t believe The composer had beef with Mike White!
3. Wait, Yes I can.
4. It’s Thailand… I mean, Taiwan, Piperrrrrrr!
5. Hey, Tim’s Duke shirt is back, despite Duke saying The white lotus To get their name out of his mouth.
6. LOL, this floor bun from the hotel corridor.
7. “Do you no longer love me?” I need my guy. I like White lotus masculinity!
8. I would like some of these Thai party girls to have received the fun and three -dimensional treatment that Mia and Lucia made in season 2 to be honest.
9. Oh, my sweet gaitok.
10. I understand why Carrie Coon had to be blonde for this role, but she looks so good with her black hair that was walking from below!
11. Awww, Sweet Lochlan.
12. Does Piper wear Loveshackfancy?
13. God, these are lively photos of monkeys with sexual relations.
14. Oh my God, Belinda presenting Pornchai to Zion and Sion saying: “We met, mom”, is a reminder so embarrassing … walking on him.
15. AWW, Zion teasing his mother at the idea of ​​loving Pornchai is cute.
16. Piper complaining that the food of the temple was not organic! Oh, baby, we all turn into mothers at the end.
17. Victoria says that it is offensive for the less wealthy for the Ratliffs not to take advantage of their lives … Well, of course.
18. Whenever these brothers are from each other, I involuntarily set.
19. Wow, I’m so deeply uncomfortable right now, but at least Saxon seems to be too.
20. There is no hell like watching your friends have fun without you on vacation in Trio.
21. Valentin looks bad like hell in his green collar 🙂
22. Chelsea’s bright yellow caftan is so full of hope and so sad, in one way or another.
23. Dude, I can spot the root of the hair down of Walton Goggins.
24. I did not expect Chelsea and Rick to have a Rom-Com reunion beach!
25. Lol, Victoria is so happy to buy her stuff in the hotel store. God (and capitalism) bless.
26. Let Lochlan stay inside and read! I did it for 18 years and I am normal!
27. Oop, it’s again Tim v. Pam, except that this time, she tries to return her phone to him instead of removing him.
28. Jesus, the tree is called “suicide” because people cringe the seeds and eat them to commit suicide?
29. Pam! Don’t say that to Tim!
30. And, yeah, he tears the fruits.
31. Suicide by fruit!
32. Or a suicide attempt anyway.
33. “Soup to Nuts” is a crazy expression.
34. Hell yeah, invocation of Tanya Mcquaud.
35. “Mom, why don’t you just give us businessmen one minute alone?” You seem five, but okay!
36. “He wants us to be afraid, but we have to scare him!” Ooh, go Belinda!
37. I am very there for a season of Zion-And-Belinda family scam.
38. “I’m confident … when I feel good about my skin.” Gaitok! Babygirl!
39. Oh, Christ, Tim is trying to kill his whole family by mixing poison seeds in Piña Coladas?
40. Okay, he spares Lochlan ?????????????
41. What’s going on?
42. I want Chelsea to be my girlfriend and tell me constantly “you are free, it’s a new day.” It looks good!
43. Oh, I hate this bizarre metaphor for Christian gardening.
44. “I just been in the best mood all week, I really have it.” Jaclyn, girl, be serious !!!!!!!!! We were all there with you!
45. “All week, I’m so sad.” Exactly, Laurie!
46. AW, has it somehow transformed into a comforting moment between the excursions of cursed girls?
47. Fucking shit, Tim is the piña coladas!
48. I will never drink one of these cocktails in the same way again.
49. Will he just kill the whole Lochlan family and leave him alive, alone?
50. I am direct to panic on the result here.
51. What in Jonestown fuck is this toast before death?
52. LMAO to any parent declaring with confidence that his children have “no trauma”.
53. Oh hell yeah, it is time for the “toast to Thailand” of Victoria.
54. Obsessed by Victoria absolutely overthrowing her drink at death.
55. OMG, he slapped the drink just out of the hand of Saxon at the last minute.
56. It was really dark stuff, even for this show.
57. “Have you ever heard of wine?”
58. Wow, Greg actually gave Belinda the money!
59. Oh shit, Lochlan uses the mixer that contains toxic seeds.
60. No! Not Lochlan!
61. Rick c. Jim Time!
62. Why did I never realize that Chelsea is completely Adriana the cerva of Sopranos-Codé (hot and without hold of a miserable guy trying to avenge the death of her father)?
63. Oh shit, Lochlan is vomiting in the pool.
64. 🙁
65. I’m sorry, but how will you not wash the mixer in generalEven less when you use it to make death seed cocktails?
66. OMG, Rick has just shot Jim!
67. Okay, very well, the killer was not a monkey.
68. Is Jim Rick’s father?
69. All right, Maury!
70. Time!
71. Chelsea dies ??????????????
72. Oh, Mike White, you absolutely do not see paradise.
73. The thing at the origin of your girlfriend for a whole trip is that she miiiiiiiight … dies? Just so that you felt bad?
74. Women: We have our ways!
75. Will Gaitok shoot Rick ???
76. Yes, Gaitok shot Rick.
77. So it’s dead Rick, Chelsea, Jim and Lochlan, right?
78. This rick floating body photo makes me slide in a very real way.
79. Wait, it’s Lochlan not dead?
80. He seems to be back and vomit!
81. “I think I just saw God.” Emblematic line!
82. Ratliff’s brothers and sisters all look quite cold, given everything that took place during their trip.
83. Wait, so Lochlan has no health problems drinking the seeds?
84. I do not have the impression that this intrigue is completely resolved for me, personally.
85. Practical to Tim for having told his family that “things are about to change” after trying to kill them all.
86. The blonde trio does not seem to be underlined by death either.
87. God, Greg is such a plain flimpery.
88. If there are no body bags loaded on the plane at the end of the trip, it was certainly not a White lotus stay.
89. Live your good life, Belinda and Zion!
90. AW, I hope that the Arc of Romance Belinda / Pornchai has worked.

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