Wearing jorts made me feel cool for the first time ever
Some scientists say that when you die, seven minutes ago during which you feel a supercut of the determining moments of your life. For me, I know that somewhere between my graduation of the school and the birth of my first child will be the moment when I put my first pair of jan.
The silhouette Adam Sandler – Esque took me by surprise when she went from the basketball court to the track, but who I was to question it? If Sandler can claim red carpets in basketball shorts, I could surely manage denim brunch.
I was there, standing in the ugliest pair of pants I had ever carried, and I felt … so cool. Had finally understood it? Was the secret cool and not a leather jacket and a mule, but a pair of oversized pants? The more I started paying attention to Bottom Wear, I realized that it was not only juices.
Maybe anyone who looked cool did not do it despite but because “Ugly pants”, they chose to put. There was something powerful about it. By deliberately choosing these clothes, they did not simply play the fashion game; They had created theirs. And I wanted to.
Level 1: Jorts
The gateway to ugly pants. If you do not yet have a pair of jan, you can relieve yourself with Bermuda shorts, their slightly less cool cousin.
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Comfort: 9/10
Ease of style: 7/10
Freshness: 5/10
Level 2: Low height skinny jeans
Warning: if you are over 30 years old, it can trigger a serious SSPT.
No, in fact, your back does not need to be completely covered. Cool people take risks – whether a little posterior or slow down your blood circulation. Wearing them is less a matter of comfort, more to relive the dangerous optimism of the early 2000s.
Comfort: 4/10
Ease of style: 8/10
Freshness: 6/10
Level 3: Capris
Fashion consists in resembling your intermediate school teachers, but the cool. As for English. Or history.
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Comfort: 6/10
Ease of style: 5/10
Freshness: 7/10
Level 4: BLIIL leg pants
Have you ever wanted to dress like a cartoon character? Have you ever had the impression that the human body needs to look more like a horseshoe? Cognoscenti fashion has heard you.
